Episode 13: The Drinkin’ Bros (July 31, 2020) I crash The Drinkin’ Bros podcast house to record this episode. It’s a week late because they took forever to send me the files… Anywho… Ross, Dan and I discuss my awful production value, the business of podcasting, being nice to fans, hunting pedophiles, you can’t molest teenage boys, terrible business ideas and how I should sell fake military merch so guys can get laid more.
Episode 12: Fedoras Save More Lives Than Masks (July 17, 2020) My friend Steve and Estée hang out in our backyard as we discuss the history of the fedora. Steve also claims you can survive an underwater bullet being fired at you from 3 feet.
Episode 11: It’s Easy to Be an Asshole on the Internet (July 10, 2020) My manager Yoni Goldberg (of dGi Management) and I talk about the history of Kirill Was Here, how we met, how we navigated my career, how I got fired from gigs, how the world is ending, Yoni’s OCD and when will we party again?
Episode 10: Not Cheating Is a Full-time Job (July 3, 2020) Estée and I complain about finding a place to in LA, she tells a story about blacking out and waking up on a tractor and I make an argument for why cheating isn’t THAT bad.
Episode 9: Sucking a Guy’s Nipples for $3,000 (June 26, 2020) My friend Hannah comes over right after she got done sucking a guy’s nipples for $3,000. The story takes over an hour to tell because we went on too many other tangents.
Episode 8: Selling Cocaine in Hebrew School (June 19, 2020) I’ve always wanted to talk to Mike Finn and record it. He’s a tour manager and one of the nicest humans I know. He’s also lived a very strange life… from smoking weed at age 9 at a Puff Daddy concert, to selling cocaine in Hebrew School, to beating up homophobes, to visiting the world’s most dangerous street… his stories don’t even seem real.
Episode 7: Episode 7: Broke Celebs, Midgets, Blowjobs and a Racist Mattress (June 12, 2020) I’ve run out of physical guests so I called my best friend Silent Dan. We’ve known each other since 2003 and he’s one of the smartest humans I know. He gets very cerebral really quick and I ask him to dumb the podcast down a bit and in turn we end up discussing how broke the cast of “Saved By The Bell” is, getting the best blowjob in LA, going to the emergency room in LA, dancing at nightclubs, midgets and a mattress I saw on the side of the road.
Episode 6: Estée Has No Shame (May 29, 2020) In honor of our 3 year anniversary of dating (and because I can’t get any better guests during a pandemic), I invited Estée to come tell her most embarrassing stories like being tricked into being on Tyra (the talk show) or having explosive diarrhea on a romantic boat ride. We also explain how we met and go on a hundred different tangents as I push through to get her to focus.
Episode 5: Molly Needs an Orgasm (May 21, 2020) Molly (our merch model) is leaving LA to go back home (because she’s a moron) and we found out that she has history/drama/beef with her replacement model. I sat down with her 2 days before her scheduled departure to get the dirt. We also discuss creepy photographers, regrettable sex, rape, making millions of dollars and Molly admits to never masturbating and so much more I’m sure I forgot about.
Episode 4: How to Clean Uncircumcised Dicks (May 15, 2020) Val is back. Remember the adorable Russian kid? Good news: he wasn’t in jail. I get him super high and we discuss what it’s like filming a reality show, how to clean uncircumcised dicks, getting our moms to do OnlyFans, I cum quick and other tangents that the weed took us on.
Episode 3: You Don’t Need Nightlife to Get Laid (May 8, 2020) My best friend & nightlife veteran/operator Greg Bach comes by to talk about the state of nightlife during the pandemic, we reminisce on the better days of partying together, getting roasted by NYC nightclub doormen, shaving my eyebrows off for charity and yes, I’m still annoyed that Greg didn’t write me into his TV show he’s been writing for 3 years.
This is the link to the charity for his employees that Greg plugged: www.taogroup.com/taocares
Episode 2: Being Paid to Poop on People (May 1, 2020) My friend Blair Williams infuriated me when she told me that she left porn to sell insurance because she fell in love. She also explains how pooping on people for money works. And she’s back to doing porn again.
Watch the video version of the episode to see the end of the podcast where Blair deepthroats a cucumber in my kitchen.
Episode 1: State of the Union (April 25, 2020) It’s a pandemic. I’m on lockdown with my girlfriend, Estée. It’s been 2 hours since I got kicked off Instagram and I wanted to record or make something that was mine that nobody can control. So this is it. Episode one. Hope you like it.